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| From: SR | Posted: Aug-25-2000 3:40 pm | Msg: 2081 |
| Subject: [Sistahtalk] My Mother Taught Me..... | ||
| > > My mother taught me... > > My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE > "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" > > My mother taught me RELIGION > "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." > > My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL > "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" > > My mother taught me LOGIC > "Because I said so, that's why." > > My mother taught me FORESIGHT > "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." > > My mother taught me IRONY > "Keep laughing and I'll 'give' you something to cry about." > > My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS > "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" > > My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM > "Will you 'look' at the dirt on the back of your neck!" > > My mother taught me about STAMINA > "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." > > My mother taught me about WEATHER > "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." > > My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS > "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?" > > My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY > "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't > exaggerate!!!" > > My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE > "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." > > My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION > "Stop acting like your father!" > > My mother taught me about ENVY > "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" > _______________________________________________________ Say Bye to Slow Internet! http://www.home.com/xinbox/signup.html | ||